Jumbo sized Japanese matchbox label, circa 1920 (via)
"You’ll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the Elf wenches are so beautiful, you’ll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. YES."
"Wow! …You’re an idiot."
"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source